What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does my mom never wear underwear?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

Dr No

What is your secret to glowing skin?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is quantum entanglement?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

Why do men like women gold diggers?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?